Sunday, January 18, 2015

Do Zombies Have Civil Rights?

Here's an interesting question that I hope never comes up in real life:

Do Zombies Have Civil Rights?

Sure Zombies have died and re-animated, but so have countless heart attack victims.  They may be dead, but they also have brain activity.  Something powers the zombie.  They may not have traditional intelligence as we know it, but neither do plenty of head trauma and stroke victims.  If they have brain activity, then killing them may not be legal.  

Zombie Photo - By Hypnotica Studios Infinite from Toms River, New Jersey, USA (Asbury Park Zombie Walk 2010) [CC BY 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
I'm no lawyer, but from a legal perspective, authorities may need to capture Zombies and provide them with some sort of medical treatment.  It's something to think about!

Sunday, December 28, 2014

The Ultimate Weapon Against Zombies - The Cold Steel Boar Spear

If you are looking for an outstanding anti-zombie weapon, check out the Cold Steel Boar Spear.  It's no toy, but you can get it from

Originally designed to kill or finish off wild boar, the Boar Spear can be used to cut or to stab.  Here you can see it in action against Zombies:

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Zombie Lit Book Review: Patient Zero by Jonathan Mayberry

How are zombies created? It's a story that most Zombie fiction authors don't dive into very deeply.  But, in his novel, Patient Zero, author Jonathan Maberry does an excellent job of showing how zombies might be created as a biological weapons.  

He combines science with the creepiness of zombie horror and the suspense of a modern thriller.  The result is a novel that meaningfully adds to the universe of Zombie fiction.  I highly recommend this novel as it grabbed my attention and held it.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Do You Need a Shotgun to Fight Zombies?

With the return of "The Walking Dead" to our TV screens, thoughts naturally turn to defending the old homestead against zombies and other miscreants.  The shotgun has a fierce reputation as a devastating close-quarters battle weapon.  When loaded with buckshot, a shotgun is more than effective against zombies ...or more realistically... home invaders.

If you are interested in learning more about shotguns, check out my guide:

Monday, October 14, 2013

A Poor Man's Guide to Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse

Preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse on the Cheap!

When funds are tight, it can be a challenge to prepare for any disaster much less a Zombie Apocalypse.  But, when there's a will, there's a way. It's always tough to prepare for an emergency when your personal finances are tight. But, the Zombies don't care if you are chronically under-employed. They don't care if you are recovering from a layoff or whether you are trying to rebuild your 401K. All zombies want is to eat your warm juicy guts and protein-filled brain! Disasters just don't wait for your family to be in tip-top financial shape.

By Yves Tennevin (Own work) [GFDL ( or CC-BY-SA-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

Fortunately, there are ways to prepare for a Zombie apocalypse on a low budget. Here are some inexpensive Zombie Apocalypse preps:

Baseball Bat. The good old fashioned aluminum baseball bat lasts forever. It will still be good for bashing zombies long after the last ting of a softball home run. I've got two aluminum bats at my house for Zombies or other home defense situations. They are cosmetically challenge, but cost less than $4 each at the Atlanta Union Mission thrift store.

Survival Knife. If you have to dispatch zombies, you might want a knife-a really big knife. Fortunately, Harbor Freight Tools sells their hefty Gordon 8-inch survival knife for about $8 on sale. The hollow handle is packed with matches, fishing line, hooks, and even a sewing kit. You never know when such things will come in handy. Zombies tend to wear very tattered clothing. This knife looks similar -

Firearms. Many people want a firearm, but are put off by high prices. If you want a firearm for home defense, you can start with a brand new Hi-Point .380 or 9mm semi-automatic pistol for less than $170. If you buy used, prices can be much less. Hi-Point firearms have an unconditional lifetime warranty. If you encounter malfunctions at the range, you can ship it to them for a free repair. They may not be beautiful, but Hi-Points are reputed to go bang regularly. You can also buy a variety of used single-shot shotguns for less than $120.

First Aid Supplies. One good Zombie bite can condemn you to the realm of the walking dead. But, in any apocalypse, you are going to accumulate plenty of scratches, scrapes, and cuts. No matter how the world ends, you are going to want a first aid kit. Fortunately, First Aid kits are inexpensive. The basic 70 piece Johnson & Johnson Safe Travels First Aid kit sells for around $8.00 at your local drugstore. You can also pick up basic first aid supplies at stores like Dollar Tree. Just throw a few basic first aid supplies in your basket on every visit and your home hospital will be off to a good start. They have bandaids, bandages for sprains, aspirin, disinfectant and more for a dollar a package.

Water and Food. In any survival scenario, you'll want to have a stockpile of clean drinking water and food. When Zombies are roaming the neighborhood, you'll probably want to eat at home rather than going to your local greasy spoon. You can buy eight packs of bottled spring water at the Dollar Tree or cases of bottled water at your local grocery store. Canned goods are also inexpensive source of emergency food and last a long time. Just remember to pick up extra can openers at the dollar store.

While the return of the hit AMC series, The Walking Dead, to your television screen may capture your imagination and turn your thoughts to zombies, a little time spent preparing for the imaginary zombie threat can actually help you prepare for other more likely emergencies and natural disasters.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Why Read when You Can Shoot Zombies?

I've been reading quite a few Zombie stories on my Barnes & Noble Nook Color, but now authors have some competition.  Sometimes, it's more fun to shoot Zombies or slash 'em with a big friggin' knife.  Fortunately, there's an App for that!  Read my review here -

By Andrew Braithwaite from Melbourne, Australia (Contemplative Chef Zombie) [CC-BY-2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Zombie Lit Review: Saving Jebediah - Another True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse

I just finished reading another good short Zombie novella:  Saving Jebediah - Another True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse by Doug Ward.  It's the tale of a man, Max Talbot, who finds his small town overrun by Zombies.  He is determined to reach his elderly uncle Jebediah's remote mountain cabin and save him from rampaging zombies.  This is the story of that journey!

By Jarek Tuszynski (Jarekt) (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 ( or GFDL (], via Wikimedia Commons

It's a free e-book on the Barnes & Noble Nook and it's available here:  Saving Jebediah - Another True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse by Doug Ward.